be patient with ignorant people unless and until it becomes clear they’re wilfully ignorant
am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs
"you once said you wanted to swim in a pool of cherry blossoms"
I hate when I tell people I’m getting a preventative double masectomy because I am at an incredibly high risk of developing breast cancer, and the first thing people ask is “what does you husband think about it?”
Like, if my husband really was more in favor of me risking my life for the sake of preserving my tits, I’d leave him anyway so why does that fucking matter?
What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?
"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.
1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT
2. UNDER A BRIDGE
3. DOLLAR TREE
4. MOM’S GARAGE
5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH
i love how no one messes with avatar the last airbender. there are people who are like, wow you watch doctor who? fucking nerd. you watch anime? gosh you’re such a weirdo. you watch avatar the last airbender? oh man you know that’s pretty cool so um what kind of bender would you be omg isn’t toph badass and don’t get me started on appa
"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"
I have like 20 unfinished drawings but im still like